Dear Shappy,

It seems like everything is awesome in my life right now. I'm moving into a house with Tom and Danny, who I might as well consider my only friends in Coeur d'Alene. We were trying to think of a TV show to compare ourselves to, and they were trying to compare us to That 70s Show, because they're obsessed with it. I forget who they compared themselves to, but they tried comparing me to Kitty, which was totally not cool. I'm definitely more of an Eric. But anyway, I was saying we should compare ourselves to Charlie's Angels, but I couldn't remember any angels besides Farrah Fawcett, so I went with the movie: Tom's Cameron Diaz, Danny's Lucy Lui, and I'm Drew Barrymore. I don't think they liked this comparison. So anyway, now I'm thinking maybe the A-Team but there's more than 3 people in the A-Team. But if we went with that comparison I think I would be Murdock, Danny would be B.A. Baracus, and Tom would be Face. I think this comparison works quite well, actually, because no one is Hannibal, and that makes sense because in our little group, we have no leader (although the boys would disagree, I'd say in many ways I'm the most responsible, which is a scary thing).

But anyway, both Tom and Danny went home for Christmas yesterday, while I leave for Philadelphia on Saturday.

Okay I just entered CrazyWorld because a bunch of Russian people just entered the library and are getting a tour by the librarian and her Russian translator! Weird, huh? The Russian translator is kind of hot, though. She's wearing glasses (black-framed!), which increases a woman's attractiveness by like 25%.

But anyway, Shappy, it's really too bad I won't be able to see you this holiday season. It just won't be the same without those Shappy shenanigans. I hope your holidays are filled with awesomeness and everything. Say hello to everyone for me.

Your pal,

Matthew B.O.

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