dear pookster,

okay so the other day i mentioned a lawyer, and i said you'll never know why i have one. i lied, pookie. i'm sorry.

pooks, i was in court today. it wasn't fun, let me tell you that. but it all turned out okay, and that felony got knocked down to two misdemeanors with a withheld judgement. which means there won't be anything on my record, as long as my two years probation go okay. all i have to do for probation is DON'T GET ARRESTED. which is pretty easy, you know? i didn't get arrested for 22 years! but then i fucked it up last november. i know. i won't ever ever steal wheat thins and chinese food from Safeway ever again. i learned my lesson. i was SO wrong. also: so stupid.

anyway, pook, you know i'll always love you. i just hope you'll always love me, knowing what you now know. now.

your pal,

matthew okin

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