i need to find a job. the farm work has died down now that it's becoming winter. but don't worry, people, it's all a part of my plan. and i have some money saved up, so i'm okay. but i appreciate your concern.

good news: the old ladies have gone on vacation and left the house to me! oh, and their granddaughter. or one of them's granddaughter. that doesn't sound grammatically correct but methinks it is. but so they hired their granddaughter to housesit. which doesn't make a whole lot of sense because i'm going to be there, too, but that's what they did. the granddaughter is like twenty-one or twenty-two. of course i'm terribly shy around those types of people (i.e. girls my age) so she'll probably think:
a) i'm retarded like Boo Radley
b) i hate her

Jack Black on Will and Grace last night: awesome i guess. the tenacious d movie will be awesomest, though. also: Kyle Gass was in Elf.

in other news: i was writing a letter to a friend of mine ("a friend of mine" is kind of redundant. doesn't "friend" work just as well on it's own? i mean, i wouldn't say i'm writing to a friend of someone else) when i realized i pretty much had nothing to write to them because my life is boring. so i started up a top secret project to add some excitement to my life. the project's codename is still undecided, although i was leaning toward "project: spice up my life" or "project: spice" for short, but there's two reasons i don't like this codename:
a) the spice channel
b) the spice girls

so anyway. i must think up a better codename before i can go on. maybe a codename that has nothing to do with my goal? like project: gargoyle? i don't know.

oh yeah, i also wrote a little thing called "How to Change Your Life." In seven easy steps you can lead a totally different existence:
Step One: Cut your hair.
Step Two: Clean your room.
Step Three: Get a job.
Step Four: Move out.
Step Five: Save your money.
Step Six: Learn Kung Fu.
Step Seven: KICK SOME ASS!!

there's certain things i should note. all steps should be done in order except steps 3-5. those can be mixed around if you like. also, it's important in step one that you cut your hair yourself. step four is important because you need to get out off the place you're living. it's called a geographic, and although AA might disagree with me, i believe a change of surroundings is always helpful.

also, it should be noted that after i made these rules i went and cut my hair. it looks really cool, and i'm afraid i might now be TOO attractive. i might need to disfigure myself or something to get back to just regular attractiveness.

but anyway, i'm noting that i cut my hair (and cleaned my room) because i don't just talk the talk, i walk the walk. i'm still working on the other stuff, though. i guess it's all a part of Project Gargoyle.

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