so i was inspecting the bookshelves of my landlord people. what to call them? the people i pay for the privilege to live in their house. the two old ladies.

anyway, i was inspecting the bookshelves, and there was loads of bible- and christian-related books. this is quite common in Northern Idaho, which is why i have to move as soon as possible, lest my bookshelves become infected. anyway, a found a book called, "Seven Promises of a Promise-Keeper." if you've ever heard the David Cross CD, "Shut Up, You Fucking Baby," then you know what i'm talking about. if not, you might've heard of it if you like to beat your wife. anyway. i don't know, this story doesn't have much of a point. i found a Promise-Keepers book on my landlord's bookshelf. hurrah.

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