so a friend of mine informed me that she was going to Mongolia, so i wrote her an email with these witty remarks:

anyway, mongolia. wow. that's far away. i hear they have a lot of retards over there.

but then i deleted it, not because it isn't funny, but because she might not realize i'm kidding, and she might make a similar remark when she gets to Mongolia, and then some bilingual Mongol might beat her up.

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