i'm reading this book called Henry's List of Wrongs, and so far i like it. but then i looked on the back cover and i noticed this: "about to be made into a film starring Jim Carrey." it just about ruins the book for me.

FUCK YOU, JIM CARREY! you will never ever ever ever win an oscar, so stop ruining movies that otherwise could've been awesome (see "Man On The Moon"). and also stop making movies that should never be made (see "The Grinch"). just stop making movies. you made me laugh in ace ventura but now i hate you forever. go kill yourself in a comical and slapstick way.

just finished:
Stranger Things Happen by Kelly Link
Lord of the Flies by William Golding

also on my reading list:
Battle Royale by Koushun Takami
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner by Alan Sillitoe
The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things by jt leroy
No Logo by Naomi Klein

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