so last night a hand walked into my room. or crawled in my bedroom. i don't know. pounced, maybe?

anyway. at first i thought it was that hand from the addams family, but i looked closer, and it appeared to be a woman's hand. it even had a french manicure.

frankly, it scared the crap out of me. i do not think this was an inappropriate response. i shrieked like a little girl and tried to hide in the corner. the hand was totally non-threatening, though. strange and like nothing i've ever seen, but non-threatening. quite beautiful, really. so i eventually stopped crying and came to my senses. obviously this was an extremely remarkable thing happening. a disembodied hand!

so one thing led to another and we're getting married next month. Her name is Hannah Alexis, and she's so so beautiful. I love you, Handy-poo!

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