okay i saw Bulletproof Monk yesterday. a friend wanted to see it, i wanted to see a movie, so i went. shut up. it's not like i expected it to be good. but it was really, really bad. Chow Yun-Fat, what were you thinking.

some reasons why this movie sucked:

• the title.
• the white gangsta with an english (or maybe Australian) accent...his name was Mister Funktastic...and he had it tattooed on his chest
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• the evil WWII-era Nazi villian.
• every line of dialogue.
• the original soundtrack that sounded like it belonged in Bambi or something.
• the part where the evil Nazi stands on a cliff, raises his hands to the heavens, and cries out, "NOOOOOOO," because he shot a monk, causing the monk to fall off the cliff. c'mon, silly nazi! first of all, that whole NOOO thing, that's SUCH a cliché. second of all, he was standing on the edge of the cliff, trying NOT to fall off. if you shoot him, of course he's going to fall off the cliff.
• the "surprise" ending.

and yeah that's about it.

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