If everyone has a secret superpower, than I have finally figured out mine:

I can chew gum while I sleep. I fell asleep the other day with gum in my mouth, and when I woke up I was still chewing it. And I do believe that I was chewing it the entire time I was asleep.

I know. As superpowers go, it's lame. I mean, what can I call myself? The Sleeping Cudchewer? I don't know.

But still, it's a superpower.

Also, in Idaho, a lot of people have this bumper sticker:

"My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter."

In about a year, I will be the boss of all those people.

finally! Chest Hair is IN! sadly, back hair will never ever be in.

maybe THAT'S my superpower. i am half-wolfman.

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