Hey matt! What did you eat for lunch today?

Why, i had Hamburger Helper!

And what book did you buy yesterday?

"The Great Santini" by Pat Conroy. It's my mom's favorite book, and it's terrible!

Can you fit a marshmallow in your nostril?

Yes! Both nostrils, actually. At the same time. This is not conjecture, but proven fact.

What was the most exciting part of your day so far?

I hit a rock with my car! I thought I could clear it, and it would safely pass underneath my car, but apparently I was wrong. Now oil is leaking out of the bottom of my car. Can you dig it?

If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be?

A dolphin! No, a bear! No, a flying squirrel! No, definitely dolphin. Maybe.

What are you wearing?

Nothing but a smile, sweetheart!

No, really.

A black t-shirt and jeans, and my black chuck taylors! I match! I usually don't rock the black, though.

Have you ever broken a bone?

Never! But I've been in the hospital for bruised kidneys (On two seperate occasions! There was blood in my urine!), and numerous times for stiches needed, including the time my hand when through the window.

Do you have any plans for tonight?

Yes, I do. And I don't think they're any of your business.

Fine, be that way.

I will.

Fine.

Fine.

Okay then.

Hmmmph.

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